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<i>Forget the general election.</i>

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<i>Forget the economy or
the state of the world.</i>

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<i>For the past week,
there's been only one story</i>

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<i>people want to talk about,
and they've been talking about it</i>

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<i>in schools, shops, buses,
pubs, taxis, hairdressers.</i>

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<i>The nation has been consumed
by a soap opera</i>

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<i>playing in two halves
of the world.</i>

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<i>It is a bereavement
kind of reaction, isn't it?</i>

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<i>Could this be like
the death of Princess Diana in Britain</i>

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<i>and that we all wake up
in a week or two and say,</i>

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<i>"What, what possessed us?"</i>

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<i>There's a public thing to this.</i>

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<i>There's an international thing to this</i>

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<i>about who we are
and how we manage conflict.</i>

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<i>We don't have a great
world record around it.</i>

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<i>So it involved
everybody, so that your sense</i>

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<i>of tribal identity or your
sense of national identity</i>…

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<i>At the moment
my brain is just like scrambled egg</i>

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<i>listening to the whole thing.</i>

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<i>They're obviously very upset about it.</i>

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<i>I am.</i>

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<i>They should be
ashamed of themselves because</i>

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<i>they have done
the intrinsically Irish thing.</i>

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<i>People the world over
look upon the Irish,</i>

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<i>"Ah, great, pint of Guinness,
a joke and a laugh."</i>

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<i>You know, people
are phoning up one side or another.</i>

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<i>And now
it's turned into a complete conflagration.</i>

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<i>I smell amateur riflemen</i>

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<i>lining up to shoot the finest
buck male in the herd.</i>

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<i>A typhoon in a teacup.</i>

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<i>Possibly the worst preparation</i>

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<i>any country has ever had
for a World Cup finals.</i>

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<i>In comes Keane…!</i>

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<i>Roy Keane… brilliant!</i>

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<i>It's been a magnificent
campaign by Ireland</i>

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<i>and no one has been
more magnificent in it</i>

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<i>than Roy Keane, the captain,
who drove Ireland on</i>

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<i>when they needed
to be driven on.</i>

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<i>The young Corkman's rise to stardom</i>

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<i>certainly had a storybook quality.</i>

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<i>Cobh to Nottingham Forest,</i>

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<i>from there to Manchester United.</i>

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<i>Roy Keane's multi-million pound contract,</i>

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<i>making him British football's
highest-paid player.</i>

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An Irishman came over
on the building site…

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<i>♪ I hope that I can say
the things I wish I'd said ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To sing my soul to sleep
and take me back to bed ♪</i>

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<i>Keane's there!</i>

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He could play in goal
<i>and</i> centre forward.

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He's happy to play.

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<i>♪ Because we need each other ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We believe in one another ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I know
we're gonna recover ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's sleepin' in our soul ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Because we need each other ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We believe in one another ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I know we're gonna recover ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's sleepin' in our soul ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's sleepin' in our soul ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There are many things
that I would like to know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There are</i>… ♪

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So, Mick…
for the first time ever,

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Ireland has an elite level player

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who can make an impact
on the World Cup.

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How are you going to manage
Roy Keane?

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I'm a winner, just like Roy.

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Do you speak about the things
that have happened in the past?

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We'll leave that for
others to discuss.

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There was a bit of fisticuffs between
the two of you back in 1992, right?

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We were all a lot younger then.

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There's still a bit of tension
there though, yeah?

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Yeah?

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Can you fix the garage door?
And if the washing freezes,

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- can you bring it in?
- Yeah.

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Look, he's a winner.

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I want him on the team, full stop.
He's one of a kind.

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You'd never have got this close
to qualifying without him, would you?

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How will you fare now in Iran
without him, given that he's injured?

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Roy has assured us
that his knee's fine

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and he'll be playing.

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You do the windscreen,
I'll load up the boot.

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I'm doing the windscreen!

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I'm gonna start planning
Christmas while you're away.

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- Where is it you're going again?
- Iran.

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Say hello to the Ayatollah for me.

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Do you think
he'll be at the match?

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I don't know why
I've done my side!

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I'm not even coming with you.

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Oh… I nearly forgot.

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Duty free. Do not forget
Auntie Pat's Cointreau, okay?

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- Good luck, my darling.
- Mwah!

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- Okay, I'll see you really soon, right?
- All right.

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<i>- ♪ Did you ever? ♪
- ♪ Not so much ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That you can notice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Could you estimate how many? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Eight or nine ♪</i>

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- Mick.
- Mick.

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- Is this you?!
- Are you kidding me?

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Never heard of my duet
with Linda?

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Who's Linda?

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Up there with Dana
and Johnny Logan, mate.

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Is that Linda Martin,
the Eurovision winner?

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The very same. Originally it
was recorded by Nancy Sinatra,

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- but I reckon this is better.
- Better?

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Yeah, cos it's about communication.

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So you're a better communicator
than Nancy Sinatra, are you?

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Yes, I am.

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Because it's…
I mean, she's a better singer.

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It's Alex Ferguson.

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Will I ignore it?

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No, you'd better answer it.
It'll be about Roy.

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- Roy?
- Yeah.

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Is there a problem?

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<i>You took your fucking time!</i>

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- All right, Mr Ferguson.
<i>- Who the fuck am I talking to?</i>

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It's the other Mick.
You want Mick?

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<i>- How many fucking Micks are there?</i>
- Our manager Mick. He's driving.

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<i>Can he no speak and drive?
I've not got all fucking day.</i>

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All right, put it on speaker.

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He is on speaker.

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<i>Fucking shambles.</i>

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- Hello, Alex.
<i>- Roy's not playing.</i>

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<i>He's too old to be messing
around with injuries.</i>

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<i>Needs his rest.</i>

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Are you all right if we send someone
from our end to assess him?

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<i>Send someone to Manchester United,
would you do that for us?</i>

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<i>Well, that'd be absolutely
fucking fantastic.</i>

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<i>We said if there's a positive result,</i>

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<i>we'd rest him for the away game.
I've sent him home.</i>

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I… hear where you're
coming from.

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Well, that's my backside
in the bacon slicer.

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Press are gonna have
a fucking field day.

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<i>♪ Did you ever? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All the time ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Well, can I fix you one small</i>… ♪
<i>- ♪ No, thanks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I have got one ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Well, how about a nice big</i>… ♪

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<i>♪ That would be like mine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now, is there any special way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh no, whatever you say ♪</i>

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Do you have to whizz
while I'm working out?

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Yeah, sorry.

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Where's Saipan?

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No idea, babe, sorry. Why?

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It's where we're going
if we qualify.

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- Am I doing it right?
- You're on the wrong leg.

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"The lads will need to chill
after a long season

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and Saipan will fit the bill."
Jesus Christ!

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Fucking chill.

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And why's McCarthy saying
he'd be happy with a draw?

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Oh, will you stop
being so tense?

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You're like this every time.
You're not even playing this one.

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I thought you only needed
a draw anyway.

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Er, that's not the point.

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Eh, but it is "a" point.

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Very good.

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Play to win, Theresa,
or why bother playing at all?

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<i>A vital qualifier</i>

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<i>in which the Irish definitely
have the advantage.</i>

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<i>They'll miss Roy Keane.
There's no doubt that.</i>

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<i>Obviously,
they're going to miss Roy Keane.</i>

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Mick! When did Roy tell you
he wasn't playing?

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- Uh, he didn't.
- So you don't talk to your captain?

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- That's not what he said.
- Will you regret not having

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his voice in the dressing room
at least? Is he still injured?

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No women in the dressing room.
Sorry, love.

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<i>Let's join
our match commentator</i>

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<i>out there in Tehran,
Barry Davies.</i>

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<i>Yes, welcome to Iran.
Steve Staunton leading the Irish eleven</i>

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<i>in the absence of Roy Keane.</i>

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Come on, lads! Let's do this!

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<i>And the atmosphere
is something else.</i>

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<i>Packed in the Azadi stadium,</i>

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<i>trying to find a bit of space
to find the ball in</i>…

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<i>Oh dear, oh dear!
The crowd won't like that.</i>

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Go on, off the pitch, you idiot!

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<i>And you can
hear it all around the place.</i>

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Right, carry on, guys.

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I think she likes you.

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I was watching you play.
I thought you were very good.

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Thanks.
Are you Roy Keane?

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It's good to stick up for
yourself against bullies

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- when you're not as tall as them, yeah?
- Yeah.

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You can't go out to bat if you're
not aggressive, you know.

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- Yeah.
- Hey, Roy!

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- Why are you not in Iran?
- 'Cause I'm injured.

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- Is that your coach?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, he's a moron.

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Yeah.

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What's your coach like?

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Ah, he probably does his best.

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- It's a team effort, isn't it?
- Yeah.

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It's a team effort.

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<i>Deep into
the first half here in Tehran</i>

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<i>and still precarious for the Irish.</i>

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<i>Mick McCarthy off his seat
for the first time.</i>

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<i>Hesitation… Oh!</i>

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<i>And how close can you get?</i>

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<i>Shay Given started to come for it,</i>

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<i>and then backed away!</i>

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<i>Carini's head just wide
of the far post.</i>

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<i>Not long left
for the Irish to hang on.</i>

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<i>A place at the World Cup finals
hanging in the balance.</i>

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<i>Iran are looking very dangerous.</i>

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<i>Here's the shot and it's in!</i>

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<i>Iran have scored!</i>

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<i>The Irish are in trouble for sure!</i>

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<i>Concede one more
and we go to extra time.</i>

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Oh dear.

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- You all right?
- Yeah.

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Can't cope… watching.

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I mean, we're playing for a draw,

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so what does he think
is gonna happen if they score?

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They're the ones on the front foot.

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It's full-time.

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- Do you want to know the result?
- No.

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It's not good, Roy.

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I knew it.

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- Mmm.
- I fucking knew it.

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Yeah, you're gonna have
to go to Saipan.

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- You're going to the World Cup!
- You're joking?

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<i>Let's hear from Mick McCarthy,
the man himself.</i>

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<i>He's with Stephen Alkin.</i>

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<i>You're in the World Cup finals, Mick,
how does that feel?</i>

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<i>Everything looks better
when you're winning.</i>

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<i>The garden looks nicer.
The car looks cleaner.</i>

229
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:05,626
<i>- You'll sleep well tonight.
- There's no sleep in my world.</i>

230
00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:08,542
<i>I'll be up at five in the morning
painting the garage doors.</i>

231
00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:12,334
What the fuck is he on about?

232
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,542
<i>What a horse of a man I am!</i>

233
00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:16,584
<i>Come here, we did it! We did it!</i>

234
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,834
<i>You must be relieved
to have made it without Roy?</i>

235
00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:20,376
<i>Well, it shows
we can win without him.</i>

236
00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:21,376
We didn't win.

237
00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:23,334
<i>And if you don't win,
make sure you don't lose.</i>

238
00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:25,167
We lost 1-0. Jesus Christ.

239
00:13:25,251 --> 00:13:28,167
<i>We came out on top over
the two games. We've qualified.</i>

240
00:13:28,251 --> 00:13:30,001
<i>No one will care how we got there</i>

241
00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:32,251
<i>- when the first ball's kicked in Japan.
- And what now?</i>

242
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:35,084
- We plan.
<i>- I think we can go and enjoy ourselves!</i>

243
00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:43,292
Why don't you come?

244
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:46,751
- Go on.
- I'm not being a wag!

245
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:48,959
You'd be a great wag.

246
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,751
Go on, come to the training bit
in Saipan. Go on.

247
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,542
You like history and all that.

248
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,626
Well, I like
David Attenborough programmes.

249
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:59,626
- That's not history and all that.
- Isn't it?

250
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,584
<i>♪ Came in eighteen to one ♪</i>

251
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,792
<i>♪ I've got a feeling ♪</i>

252
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,959
<i>♪ This year's for me and you ♪</i>

253
00:14:10,459 --> 00:14:14,667
<i>♪ So happy Christmas ♪</i>

254
00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:18,459
<i>♪ I love you, baby! ♪</i>

255
00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:22,626
<i>♪ I can see a better time ♪</i>

256
00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:26,501
<i>♪ When all our dreams come true ♪</i>

257
00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:27,959
<i>Another millionaire!</i>

258
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:32,792
<i>In Ireland, we have the most
successful economy in Europe.</i>

259
00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:35,459
<i>- And are we gonna win the World Cup?
- Yeah!</i>

260
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,542
<i>The Irish?! Surely some mistake!</i>

261
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:42,792
<i>♪ They've got cars big as bars,
they've got rivers of gold ♪</i>

262
00:14:42,876 --> 00:14:45,834
<i>♪ But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old ♪</i>

263
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:48,792
<i>♪ When you first took my hand
on a cold Christmas Eve ♪</i>

264
00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:51,917
<i>♪ You promised me Broadway
was waiting for me ♪</i>

265
00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:53,376
<i>- ♪ You were handsome ♪
- ♪ You were pretty! ♪</i>

266
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,126
<i>♪ Queen of New York City ♪</i>

267
00:14:55,209 --> 00:14:57,876
<i>♪ When the band finished playing
they howled out for more ♪</i>

268
00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:01,251
<i>♪ Sinatra was swinging,
all the drunks they were singing ♪</i>

269
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,876
<i>♪ We kissed on the corner,
then danced through the night ♪</i>

270
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:09,876
<i>♪ The boys of the NYPD choir
were singing Galway Bay ♪</i>

271
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:13,417
<i>♪ And the bells were ringing out
for Christmas Day ♪</i>

272
00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:17,584
<i>- ♪ I could've been someone ♪
- ♪ Well, so could anyone ♪</i>

273
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,834
<i>♪ You took my dreams from me</i>… ♪

274
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,251
Yeah, I'm gonna try a flip!

275
00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:29,751
<i>Hello, Eddie, er</i>…

276
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:30,834
Aaargh!

277
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:34,542
<i>I hope it's all going to plan
out there in Saipan.</i>

278
00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:37,417
<i>I'm sure the Football Association
have everything in hand.</i>

279
00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:47,626
Oh!

280
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,042
Ahh…

281
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,292
Oh, shit!

282
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,292
All right?

283
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:06,292
Cheers.

284
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,001
<i>Roy Keane
making headlines again today,</i>

285
00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:16,584
<i>- missing a crucial warm-up game.</i>
- It wasn't a warm-up game.

286
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,792
It was a pointless testimonial
for Niall Quinn.

287
00:16:18,876 --> 00:16:21,417
<i>- Should Roy Keane have shown up?</i>
<i>- Should Keane have shown up?</i>

288
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,917
<i>- Of course he should always play</i>…
- I was injured.

289
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:25,584
<i>He played
three days ago for United!</i>

290
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,001
- Fuck!
<i>- That's where his priority is.</i>

291
00:16:27,084 --> 00:16:29,417
<i>McCarthy had made
no comment to the press.</i>

292
00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:32,917
Why didn't he kill the story?
I mean, 'We told Roy, who was injured,

293
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:34,626
to rest and spend time with his family."

294
00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:37,042
- That's all he had to say.
- They wouldn't have sold any tickets

295
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,626
if they announced you
weren't playing, so…

296
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,751
- Why is that my fault?
- Yeah.

297
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,667
<i>We're sending them to the place
that launched the nuclear bomb?</i>

298
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,876
Nuclear bomb? That's ominous.

299
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,626
<i>The headlines…
all about Roy Keane.</i>

300
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,501
I don't know why the press is
trying to drive a wedge

301
00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:54,167
- between me and Roy, you know?
- No, I don't know either.

302
00:16:54,251 --> 00:16:56,459
- I invited them on the plane.
- Yeah.

303
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:58,251
- To make them feel part of it.
- I know!

304
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,751
And they go and print
a load of bloody rubbish.

305
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,167
And why would you try and
sabotage your own country?

306
00:17:03,251 --> 00:17:04,626
- I don't get it.
- I don't either.

307
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,209
Maybe it'll bring you
all closer together.

308
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:09,626
I doubt it. What makes him
a great player on the pitch

309
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:11,251
makes him a pain
in the arse off it.

310
00:17:12,126 --> 00:17:14,542
All we have is ham and coleslaw,

311
00:17:14,626 --> 00:17:16,084
or beef and horseradish.

312
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,292
Why don't people make
plain sandwiches?

313
00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:20,501
- <i>Rightly so.</i>
- Has the world gone fucking mad?

314
00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:22,709
Don't listen to it.

315
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:27,042
<i>A diplomatic mission
is underway to India and Pakistan.</i>

316
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:28,376
Do you want a special word?

317
00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:31,251
What's a special word?

318
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:34,042
My mum used to give me
a special word when I'd go out.

319
00:17:34,126 --> 00:17:36,126
And then if I called her
and I used it,

320
00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:37,959
she knew she had
to come pick me up.

321
00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:41,501
Batt-burger.

322
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:45,001
It's not Batty-burger,
it's Battenberg.

323
00:17:45,084 --> 00:17:47,584
- Right, Battenberg.
- Okay.

324
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:51,126
I was 28 years old
when I last wore this.

325
00:17:51,209 --> 00:17:53,042
It's got mud on it though.

326
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:56,209
That, that's mud
from the 1990 World Cup.

327
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,917
Yeah. And, uh, guess who
committed more fouls

328
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:00,792
than anyone else
in the tournament?

329
00:18:00,876 --> 00:18:03,042
- Was it you?
- You're looking at him.

330
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:06,584
You can't wear that.
It's dirty.

331
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,917
It's the dirt
that makes it valuable.

332
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:10,751
- It's the whole point.
- I'm gonna wash it.

333
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,959
- No, you're not!
- What would you do if I washed it?

334
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,959
Well, you'd be dealt with.

335
00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:17,751
Team photo, Mick!

336
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,917
- I haven't finished with you, missus.
- Oh!

337
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,792
Are you managing me now?

338
00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:25,542
Well, you know, some people are
unmanageable, aren't they?

339
00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:34,834
<i>Hiya, Mum!</i>

340
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:38,459
<i>A little home video for ya.
There's the bus, look.</i>

341
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:40,959
<i>Here come the boys,
feeling good.</i>

342
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:42,917
<i>Who ordered the fucking limo?!</i>

343
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:45,084
<i>It's the Football Association!</i>

344
00:19:02,584 --> 00:19:04,417
Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete!

345
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:06,459
Where are ya? Here's your
communion money, boy!

346
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:08,751
All right, boys!
All set for the big trip, huh?

347
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,167
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

348
00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:12,459
Haven't been on a plane
before, huh?

349
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,459
<i>Hey, Staunton, have ya got
your suncream?</i>

350
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:16,876
<i>Lee Carsley looking fit.</i>

351
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,126
We're on our way!
We're on our way!

352
00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:23,084
Quinny!

353
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,209
All right, Robbie?

354
00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:26,376
- All right, Grandad?
- Decided to join us, eh?

355
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,334
Roy! Huh? Feeling good?

356
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,334
Grand, yeah. Thanks for
not killing that Quinn story.

357
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,917
- All right?
- Hello, Roy.

358
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:55,376
- All right, lads?
- All right, Roy?

359
00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:56,584
What's happening, Roy?

360
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,417
- Starts here, yeah?
- Come on!

361
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,959
The work starts now, yeah?

362
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:01,792
- Yes, Roy.
- Come on!

363
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:06,501
Don't forget when you get
to the airport,

364
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:09,251
there's gonna be a lot of press
there, so best foot forward.

365
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,084
You're representing
your country, our country,

366
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,959
and, uh, don't forget you get
the sendoff you deserve.

367
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,376
<i>We're not Premiership prima donnas,</i>

368
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,834
<i>we're not Italian models
with the hair gel.</i>

369
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:34,001
<i>We can't be, we're Irish.</i>

370
00:20:36,459 --> 00:20:38,042
<i>♪ Come on you boys in green! ♪</i>

371
00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:41,084
<i>Travelling with the press?
Are you joking me?</i>

372
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,667
<i>♪ Come on you boys in green! ♪</i>

373
00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:45,251
Did I wake you?

374
00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:47,834
Uh… yeah.

375
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,417
Can I have a word?

376
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:53,417
Yeah.

377
00:22:18,042 --> 00:22:21,167
When I was a young footballer
they were training us to be athletes.

378
00:22:22,084 --> 00:22:25,584
Now we're athletes, they're
training athletes to be footballers.

379
00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,584
Do you know what I mean?

380
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,334
Now the game's changed.

381
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:34,251
Oh, undoubtedly.

382
00:22:34,334 --> 00:22:36,417
And we need to be prepared.

383
00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:38,209
There's no use having
a stopover in Saipan

384
00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:40,542
if it's gonna have a bad effect
on the lads.

385
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,167
Why would it have a bad effect?

386
00:22:43,251 --> 00:22:45,084
Well, we're travelling
for over a day, for a start.

387
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:46,959
I mean, that… that airport
nonsense was chaos.

388
00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:48,751
There's no need for that, Mick.

389
00:22:49,751 --> 00:22:51,292
Humility is important, Roy.

390
00:22:52,459 --> 00:22:55,209
When I was captain, Big Jack
would always tell me…

391
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:58,126
Right, Big Jack?
Big Jack was an English fella

392
00:22:58,209 --> 00:22:59,751
who liked to pat
Irish lads on the head.

393
00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:09,376
People like to know they can
shake hands

394
00:23:09,459 --> 00:23:10,709
with any member of the Irish…

395
00:23:10,792 --> 00:23:14,542
I think people want to watch us
win football matches, Mick.

396
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,751
We're going to the World Cup.
We need to be prepared, right?

397
00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,876
We need proper,
proper training facilities,

398
00:23:18,959 --> 00:23:21,001
proper food,
the best of everything.

399
00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:25,834
We're going out there to work,
aren't we?

400
00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:27,417
And to acclimatise, you know?

401
00:23:27,501 --> 00:23:30,167
We… We need to prepare
for a long war.

402
00:23:30,251 --> 00:23:32,709
- You lads have had tough seasons.
- So has the rest of the world.

403
00:23:33,709 --> 00:23:35,876
You think the Brazilians
are putting their feet up?

404
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:38,542
No one's gonna be putting
their feet up.

405
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:41,084
No one, Roy.

406
00:23:41,167 --> 00:23:43,417
This is gonna be
a fucking bollocks.

407
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:46,876
Hurry up, lovebirds!

408
00:23:49,751 --> 00:23:51,501
Hi, Macca.

409
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,292
<i>This is Saipan, base camp
for the Republic of Ireland</i>

410
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,917
<i>for the next five days.</i>

411
00:24:23,001 --> 00:24:26,459
<i>Situated halfway between
Japan and Australia is home</i>

412
00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:28,792
<i>for the Republic of Ireland
football team this week.</i>

413
00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:32,626
<i>The Irish football squad
rolled into town.</i>

414
00:24:36,376 --> 00:24:38,709
<i>The fight for
Saipan was one of the toughest</i>

415
00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:43,167
<i>of the Pacific War.
It was from here in August 1944</i>

416
00:24:43,251 --> 00:24:46,542
<i>the Enola Gay took off carrying
the atomic bomb to Hiroshima.</i>

417
00:24:46,626 --> 00:24:49,001
<i>Saipan is now
part of the American Commonwealth</i>

418
00:24:49,084 --> 00:24:53,001
<i>and a popular holiday
and honeymoon destination.</i>

419
00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:55,959
<i>There's plenty of sand and sea,
but it's the heat and humidity</i>

420
00:24:56,042 --> 00:24:57,376
<i>which interests the Irish.</i>

421
00:24:57,459 --> 00:24:59,667
<i>Gives the players a chance
to retune their body clock</i>

422
00:24:59,751 --> 00:25:01,376
<i>to the Asian Pacific time zone.</i>

423
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:04,334
<i>As they attempt to acclimatise
ahead of the World Cup,</i>

424
00:25:04,417 --> 00:25:06,042
<i>which starts in less
than two weeks.</i>

425
00:25:06,126 --> 00:25:07,751
Here they come, here they come!

426
00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,667
<i>♪ Take your passion! ♪</i>

427
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:15,334
<i>♪ And make it happen ♪</i>

428
00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:18,667
No, no, no head.

429
00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,501
Jesus, no head.
Oh, my God!

430
00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:12,126
Fucking hell.

431
00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:29,376
Wish us luck, big man.

432
00:26:50,626 --> 00:26:52,292
Fucking hell.

433
00:26:57,376 --> 00:26:59,167
All right, that's great.

434
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:00,792
Thank you.

435
00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:04,584
It's eggs on toast, lads.

436
00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:06,917
All right, Macca?

437
00:27:08,959 --> 00:27:11,584
- All right.
- Boyzone in town, are they?

438
00:27:14,709 --> 00:27:16,584
Should you and the lads maybe
take a look at what you wear

439
00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:18,542
when you come out
of your rooms?

440
00:27:18,626 --> 00:27:20,501
Presentation, you know,
projection of being united.

441
00:27:20,584 --> 00:27:22,584
I wish we were United.

442
00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:24,084
At Sunderland.

443
00:27:25,292 --> 00:27:26,959
Wish we were Manchester United
at Sunderland.

444
00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:28,167
I got the joke.

445
00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:30,084
All right!

446
00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:32,417
Buffet selection not up to
United standards, Roy?

447
00:27:32,501 --> 00:27:35,042
What, you think the Portuguese
are eating cheese sandwiches?

448
00:27:52,042 --> 00:27:54,376
Congratulations!
You look beautiful.

449
00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:04,542
So what are you guys here for?

450
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,542
Can I join you?

451
00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:19,917
Hm? Yeah, no bother.

452
00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:23,126
Don't you like playing golf?

453
00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:25,417
I'm here for the World Cup,
not golf, Stephen.

454
00:28:27,501 --> 00:28:30,334
World Cup chances don't come
round too often, you know.

455
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:33,334
Some players go through their
whole careers not getting to play.

456
00:28:33,417 --> 00:28:34,751
George Best.

457
00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,292
Never played in a World Cup.

458
00:28:38,334 --> 00:28:40,417
You're lucky.

459
00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:42,501
Being so young.

460
00:28:43,084 --> 00:28:46,042
I've got two books.
Didn't bring them.

461
00:28:46,626 --> 00:28:48,626
Yeah, my girlfriend said she
judged me by having them

462
00:28:48,709 --> 00:28:50,751
by my bed and nearly didn't get
a second date, but…

463
00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:53,542
- Fancy a swim, Stephen?
- Yeah, all right.

464
00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:56,334
Go on then.

465
00:28:56,792 --> 00:28:58,709
I'll watch your stuff.

466
00:29:19,709 --> 00:29:21,667
Fine, thanks, Roy.
How are you?

467
00:29:25,501 --> 00:29:27,834
What's the story?
It's supposed to start at seven, no?

468
00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:29,917
It's about two minutes past seven, Roy.

469
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:31,917
Right, grand.
Two more minutes.

470
00:29:32,001 --> 00:29:34,292
If it's not started,
I'm going back to my room.

471
00:29:34,376 --> 00:29:37,001
- Good for you.
- Okay, here we go, lads.

472
00:29:40,834 --> 00:29:42,834
Lads… lads, lads!
A bit of hush.

473
00:29:42,917 --> 00:29:45,292
Now, a lot of you know me,
but for those that don't,

474
00:29:45,376 --> 00:29:48,709
my name's Dickie Moloney and
I'm the head of the Football Association

475
00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:50,584
and I'm the man
that pays your wages.

476
00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:52,042
- Yeah?
- What fucking wages?

477
00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:54,709
And I'd like to formally
welcome you all to Saipan.

478
00:29:55,334 --> 00:29:58,334
There you go, Mick. It's all yours.

479
00:29:58,417 --> 00:30:01,209
Um… there's been a bit
of an issue.

480
00:30:01,751 --> 00:30:05,209
Uh, I, I've been promised
some things

481
00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:08,167
that haven't been delivered,
so I've been let down.

482
00:30:08,251 --> 00:30:10,876
And you've been let down,
but I sent out

483
00:30:10,959 --> 00:30:13,667
for some more Nivea and Lucozade.

484
00:30:14,542 --> 00:30:16,709
I'm aware that the pitch is poor,

485
00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:18,792
but, uh… we're not doing
patterns of play.

486
00:30:18,876 --> 00:30:21,501
It's perfectly adequate for
running, closing down,

487
00:30:21,584 --> 00:30:24,542
and five-a-sides —
once they deliver the footballs.

488
00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:29,834
Anyone who wants to have
a whinge, go ahead.

489
00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:36,792
Okay, good news is the golf
course is giving us free passes.

490
00:31:29,251 --> 00:31:31,876
If this is day one,
what chance have we got?

491
00:31:33,042 --> 00:31:35,292
You're a bit overdressed.

492
00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:37,459
I've seen the pitch, Mick.

493
00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,334
Okay.

494
00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:44,334
So have I, it's not great but…
it'll do for what we need.

495
00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:46,542
Since when have we needed
a rockery?

496
00:31:46,626 --> 00:31:48,917
Seriously, you're asking lads
to risk injuring themselves in it.

497
00:31:49,001 --> 00:31:51,459
Why? I should have spoke up
during the meeting.

498
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:54,751
It's day one, Roy. Relax.

499
00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:56,917
We don't have the kits.
We don't have the drinks.

500
00:31:57,001 --> 00:31:59,334
We don't have the suncream.
We don't have footballs.

501
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:02,542
We're just doing drills. We can
manage without that stuff.

502
00:32:04,376 --> 00:32:06,167
Without footballs?

503
00:32:08,876 --> 00:32:12,126
It'd be better if we had footballs.
I've been let down.

504
00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:13,751
It's not just that though,
it's the fucking…

505
00:32:13,834 --> 00:32:17,209
It's the hotel. Have you seen
the catering? The catering's a joke.

506
00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:19,251
It's not The Ritz.

507
00:32:19,334 --> 00:32:20,751
It's not The Ritz!
It's not even school dinners.

508
00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:23,751
These things should have
been ironed out. It's…

509
00:32:23,834 --> 00:32:26,084
It's not good enough, Mick.
It's not.

510
00:32:27,834 --> 00:32:29,417
Do you want to move rooms?

511
00:32:31,542 --> 00:32:33,667
We're here to work and things
are stopping us.

512
00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:35,751
If I can get some of the lads
to move around,

513
00:32:35,834 --> 00:32:38,792
do you still want to be on your own,
unless you want company?

514
00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:40,501
No.

515
00:32:45,709 --> 00:32:47,542
You talk to Fergie like this?

516
00:32:47,626 --> 00:32:50,001
I let him know how I feel, yeah.

517
00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:07,501
<i>I'm delighted
to be chatting live this morning</i>

518
00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:10,084
<i>with Mick McCarthy in Saipan,
where Irish preparations</i>

519
00:33:10,167 --> 00:33:12,292
<i>for the World Cup are in full swing.
Thanks for joining us,</i>

520
00:33:12,376 --> 00:33:14,376
<i>Mick, I know it's late over there.
How are things?</i>

521
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,084
Great, yeah, all the better
for knowing a few pennies

522
00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:20,251
will be going to charity,
for you having played my record.

523
00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:22,251
<i>Well, thank you for insisting.</i>

524
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,876
<i>Now, we've got lots of callers
so let's go straight to the lines.</i>

525
00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:26,751
<i>Hello, Mick.
Do we have any injuries?</i>

526
00:33:26,834 --> 00:33:29,209
<i>Why did Roy
not play in Tehran?</i>

527
00:33:29,292 --> 00:33:32,292
<i>Hello, do you think
we can win the World Cup?</i>

528
00:33:32,376 --> 00:33:34,167
<i>What do you
think of the Germans, Mick?</i>

529
00:33:34,251 --> 00:33:35,709
<i>Is Damien Duff single?</i>

530
00:33:35,792 --> 00:33:38,167
<i>Some people say it's
not the Republic of Ireland you manage,</i>

531
00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:39,751
<i>it's the Republic of Roy Keane.</i>

532
00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:41,792
Well, some people can bugger off!

533
00:33:41,876 --> 00:33:44,751
Mick, don't bloody swear.

534
00:33:44,834 --> 00:33:47,667
<i>You played for Ireland.
Some say in one of the best teams we had.</i>

535
00:33:47,751 --> 00:33:50,292
Couldn't agree more and, uh…

536
00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:52,209
It's Big Jack that got us started.

537
00:33:52,292 --> 00:33:53,917
<i>Yeah, but you're English
and so was Jack.</i>

538
00:33:54,001 --> 00:33:57,667
Well spotted, but I played for Ireland
for eight years, not 18 months.

539
00:33:57,751 --> 00:33:59,709
<i>You're not Irish, neither was Jack.</i>

540
00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:02,209
<i>We shouldn't have a plastic Paddy
leading our national team.</i>

541
00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:04,959
Would you say to all
the sons and daughters

542
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:07,626
of all the Irish men and women
who had to leave the country

543
00:34:07,709 --> 00:34:10,209
they loved to find work,
would you tell them

544
00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:12,584
they're not Irish?
I wouldn't do that.

545
00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:15,417
Because I'm one of them.
I'll tell you,

546
00:34:15,501 --> 00:34:17,542
my mother-in-law, an 80 year old

547
00:34:17,626 --> 00:34:19,542
from the Curragh in Kildare,
she said,

548
00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:23,042
"There are men from Ireland
and then there are Irish men,"

549
00:34:23,126 --> 00:34:24,876
and that's the way it is.

550
00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:26,542
<i>What's the weather
like over there?</i>

551
00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,959
Wanted to say no hard feelings
about your charity thing.

552
00:34:31,042 --> 00:34:33,334
- No, all good, Roy. All good.
- I'll make a donation, yeah.

553
00:34:33,417 --> 00:34:35,542
- You don't have to do that.
- It's fine.

554
00:34:35,626 --> 00:34:37,376
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thanks.

555
00:34:37,459 --> 00:34:39,292
Yeah, just there.

556
00:34:40,292 --> 00:34:42,292
Look, I'm sorry the papers
were harsh.

557
00:34:43,334 --> 00:34:45,792
I don't read them.
Yeah, like that.

558
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:48,042
You all right with how
the preparations are going?

559
00:34:48,126 --> 00:34:50,334
Give it time.

560
00:34:50,417 --> 00:34:53,001
Or at least a few days until
you start giving them hell.

561
00:34:53,084 --> 00:34:55,709
You say I give them hell,
I'm just telling the truth.

562
00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:57,959
It's not my fault if people
think that's hell.

563
00:34:58,042 --> 00:34:59,959
Cheers, dear.

564
00:35:01,334 --> 00:35:03,501
We should be prepared.
That's controversial, is it?

565
00:35:03,584 --> 00:35:05,667
We'll be grand.

566
00:35:06,334 --> 00:35:08,459
If the captain can't speak up
for the lads, who will?

567
00:35:08,542 --> 00:35:10,751
- The lads are good, Roy.
- Yeah, are they?

568
00:35:21,126 --> 00:35:22,876
<i>♪ Sweet seduction in a magazine ♪</i>

569
00:35:22,959 --> 00:35:24,792
<i>♪ Endless pleasure
in a limousine ♪</i>

570
00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:26,417
<i>♪ In the back,
shakes a tambourine ♪</i>

571
00:35:26,501 --> 00:35:28,501
<i>♪ Nicotine from a silver screen ♪</i>

572
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,834
<i>♪ Sweet seduction in
a magazine ♪</i>

573
00:35:30,917 --> 00:35:32,959
<i>♪ Endless pleasure
in a limousine ♪</i>

574
00:35:33,042 --> 00:35:34,959
<i>♪ In the back,
shakes a tambourine ♪</i>

575
00:35:35,042 --> 00:35:36,917
<i>♪ Nicotine from a silver screen ♪</i>

576
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,542
<i>♪ Sweet seduction in
a magazine ♪</i>

577
00:35:50,626 --> 00:35:52,459
<i>♪ Nicotine from a silver screen ♪</i>

578
00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:07,959
<i>The England team
prepares to leave for South Korea</i>

579
00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,459
<i>in a few hours' time.</i>

580
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,042
<i>David Eades, who's already
there, reports</i>

581
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:15,001
<i>on the meticulous preparations
for their arrival.</i>

582
00:36:15,792 --> 00:36:19,459
<i>When England arrived,
a 24 hour patrol begins.</i>

583
00:36:19,542 --> 00:36:22,501
<i>With perhaps
the highest profile players</i>

584
00:36:22,584 --> 00:36:25,292
<i>in the world at this moment,
the Beckhams and the Owens,</i>

585
00:36:25,376 --> 00:36:28,917
<i>we owe them the best that we
can possibly produce,</i>

586
00:36:29,001 --> 00:36:30,542
<i>and that's what they'll get.</i>

587
00:36:30,626 --> 00:36:33,334
<i>These young fans
are waiting for a glimpse of one man.</i>

588
00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:36,209
<i>Beckham! Beckham! Beckham!</i>

589
00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:39,459
<i>He's back in training with the squad
after breaking a bone in his foot,</i>

590
00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:43,501
<i>and the captain's striving,
albeit gently, for full fitness.</i>

591
00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:50,126
Hello.

592
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,667
<i>Roy,
it's the middle of the night.</i>

593
00:36:53,751 --> 00:36:55,584
<i>Kids are sleeping.</i>

594
00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:56,917
Is it?

595
00:36:57,459 --> 00:36:59,751
<i>Yes, it is. What's wrong?</i>

596
00:37:00,334 --> 00:37:02,042
Battenburger.

597
00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:03,917
<i>Already?</i>

598
00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:06,584
Joking.

599
00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,834
Did you book match tickets?

600
00:37:09,917 --> 00:37:11,876
<i>Yeah, and flights
for half your family,</i>

601
00:37:11,959 --> 00:37:14,417
<i>thanks for leaving me with that.</i>

602
00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:16,667
<i>I'll call you back in
the morning, all right?</i>

603
00:37:16,751 --> 00:37:18,709
Your morning or my morning?

604
00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:20,667
<i>I'm sleeping. Go away!</i>

605
00:37:20,751 --> 00:37:22,251
Bye.

606
00:37:22,334 --> 00:37:24,501
<i>Love you, bye.</i>

607
00:37:40,042 --> 00:37:41,959
Checked into Fawlty Towers,
have we?

608
00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:11,167
How're you, Roy?
Not a chance, I said.

609
00:38:11,251 --> 00:38:13,417
Sure, she's left handed!

610
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,459
If my wife rings the hotel, can you
get them to direct it to your phone?

611
00:38:17,542 --> 00:38:19,334
Uh, yes, Roy… probably.

612
00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:22,292
Not a problem, Roy. Eddie,
get yourself back to the hotel

613
00:38:22,376 --> 00:38:23,584
and let them know.

614
00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:26,084
How is it, Roy?

615
00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:28,084
Not too hot for you, no?

616
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:31,084
Ah, feeling a bit of sunstroke,
but we've got a bit of pop,

617
00:38:31,167 --> 00:38:33,126
so should be grand
in a minute.

618
00:38:33,209 --> 00:38:35,084
When did we qualify, Dicky?

619
00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:37,501
Eh?

620
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:40,417
When did we qualify?

621
00:38:41,626 --> 00:38:43,167
November.

622
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:45,709
How many of you are there?

623
00:38:46,376 --> 00:38:48,834
Not one of you can ring up and get
them to maybe water the pitch, no?

624
00:38:50,001 --> 00:38:52,751
We assumed you didn't need
the pitch.

625
00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,709
You don't have footballs.

626
00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:56,959
Are you joking me?

627
00:38:59,292 --> 00:39:00,459
Seriously?

628
00:39:01,084 --> 00:39:03,001
- This is the best you can do, is it?
- Come on, Roy.

629
00:39:03,084 --> 00:39:05,626
- No, this is unprofessional.
- Come on, Roy. Come on!

630
00:39:10,709 --> 00:39:12,459
What the fuck was that about?

631
00:39:19,626 --> 00:39:22,042
On your toes,
keep going, keep going!

632
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:39,667
<i>- What's happening, Quinny?
- How much of the conversation did you get?</i>

633
00:39:39,751 --> 00:39:41,251
<i>Gillian can't hear any of this!</i>

634
00:39:47,584 --> 00:39:49,084
<i>Burn the tape!</i>

635
00:39:50,334 --> 00:39:52,626
<i>It's all on Candid Camera, big boy!</i>

636
00:39:52,709 --> 00:39:53,917
<i>Come on, Ireland!</i>

637
00:39:54,001 --> 00:39:56,459
<i>And they're telling us
we're all going to win the World Cup.</i>

638
00:39:58,292 --> 00:40:00,834
<i>Olé! Olé, olé, olé!</i>

639
00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:02,917
<i>Olé!</i>

640
00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:04,334
<i>Olé!</i>

641
00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:10,417
<i>Give us a kiss!</i>

642
00:42:45,959 --> 00:42:47,751
- Taken?
- No, go ahead.

643
00:42:52,459 --> 00:42:54,751
Sorry for whinging. I know,
I'm spoiled at United.

644
00:42:56,584 --> 00:42:58,459
Well… uh…

645
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:01,459
- New kit looks good on you.
- What?

646
00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:04,042
The new… the new uniform
looks good on you.

647
00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:06,834
Right, uh, cheers, yeah.

648
00:43:12,709 --> 00:43:15,126
Thought the lads would
appreciate us sitting together.

649
00:43:17,751 --> 00:43:19,709
Oh, cheers.

650
00:43:21,542 --> 00:43:22,626
Thank you.

651
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:25,667
We've hired a banana boat.

652
00:43:25,751 --> 00:43:27,876
Oh, we don't need to do
small talk.

653
00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:40,751
<i>Well, that's it, lads,
that's it. Bring it in.</i>

654
00:43:44,042 --> 00:43:46,042
<i>I know I'm always going on.</i>

655
00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:48,251
<i>- We know, Roy!
- Yeah.</i>

656
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,334
<i>But it's for a reason.</i>

657
00:43:50,417 --> 00:43:52,334
<i>I want us to be winners,</i>

658
00:43:52,417 --> 00:43:54,542
<i>And we can be, yeah?</i>

659
00:43:55,376 --> 00:43:57,126
<i>Despite what they all
say about us,</i>

660
00:43:57,209 --> 00:43:59,126
<i>despite what they all think
about us, we're ready.</i>

661
00:43:59,209 --> 00:44:01,959
- <i>We're fucking ready!</i>
<i>- We are ready.</i>

662
00:44:02,042 --> 00:44:03,959
<i>That's it lads, come on!</i>

663
00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:20,126
You'll be all right,
it's not as bad as it looks.

664
00:44:20,209 --> 00:44:21,959
Let's go.

665
00:44:22,042 --> 00:44:24,876
Hi! We'll put a bit of urgency
into this one, will we?

666
00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:27,667
- Where are they going?
- Time off.

667
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,542
Time off? What for?

668
00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:32,209
- They're tired.
- We're all tired.

669
00:44:32,292 --> 00:44:33,251
Mick!

670
00:44:34,501 --> 00:44:37,251
Why aren't we having keepers
if we're playing a game?

671
00:44:37,334 --> 00:44:38,959
It's Liam's session.

672
00:44:39,042 --> 00:44:41,584
I don't care whose session it is.
Said we were here to work,

673
00:44:41,667 --> 00:44:43,417
so why are they fucking off and
not putting a decent effort in?

674
00:44:43,501 --> 00:44:45,709
- What you got a problem with, Roy?
- What I've got a problem?

675
00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:47,626
- I got a problem with you.
- Ah, come on, Roy.

676
00:44:47,709 --> 00:44:49,417
Could you not get in goal
for a game maybe?

677
00:44:49,501 --> 00:44:51,626
- We worked fucking hard this morning.
- You worked hard!

678
00:44:51,709 --> 00:44:53,709
- Yeah!
- One hour!

679
00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:55,667
- That's what was agreed.
- You're at the World Cup!

680
00:44:55,751 --> 00:44:57,584
You expect to fucking work hard.
Do you want a medal for that?

681
00:44:57,667 --> 00:44:59,459
- All right, Roy, take it easy.
- You'll be working as hard

682
00:44:59,542 --> 00:45:01,167
- on the golf course this afternoon?
- Easy, Roy!

683
00:45:01,251 --> 00:45:02,959
- Take it easy, Roy.
- Take it easy?

684
00:45:03,042 --> 00:45:04,334
A bit of R n' R.

685
00:45:06,042 --> 00:45:07,792
Fucking hell.

686
00:45:07,876 --> 00:45:09,751
I'm fucking done.
This is insanity.

687
00:45:09,834 --> 00:45:11,417
Roy!

688
00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:13,251
We're playing on
an assault course.

689
00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:15,584
He's just cut his knee open
and now we're playing

690
00:45:15,667 --> 00:45:17,834
a game of football
without keepers.

691
00:45:17,917 --> 00:45:20,001
What a load of fucking bollocks.

692
00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:22,584
Shit!

693
00:45:40,834 --> 00:45:43,542
<i>A report
on a website gave an indication</i>

694
00:45:43,626 --> 00:45:45,626
<i>of the first rumblings of discontent</i>

695
00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:47,542
<i>from the Irish captain, Roy Keane.</i>

696
00:45:47,626 --> 00:45:50,376
<i>Unhappy with the fact that
the squad's three goalkeepers,</i>

697
00:45:50,459 --> 00:45:53,126
<i>Shay Given, Alan Kelly
and Dean Kiely,</i>

698
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,667
<i>were not taking part
in the seven-a-side</i>…

699
00:45:55,751 --> 00:45:58,167
<i>Packie Bonner…
kept cursing and swearing.</i>

700
00:46:00,126 --> 00:46:03,084
<i>If you're going to be
compared with the best in the world</i>…

701
00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:05,292
<i>Harmony and relaxed atmosphere,</i>

702
00:46:05,376 --> 00:46:07,376
<i>which has been evident
in the Irish camp,</i>

703
00:46:07,459 --> 00:46:10,042
<i>has for the moment been
delivered a massive blow.</i>

704
00:46:13,167 --> 00:46:15,542
<i>Is this happening with
the other top teams around,</i>

705
00:46:15,626 --> 00:46:16,834
<i>you know,
and the answer is no!</i>

706
00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:19,917
<i>The influence
he has on this Irish team is probably</i>

707
00:46:20,001 --> 00:46:22,126
<i>a greater influence than any
other player has ever had.</i>

708
00:46:22,209 --> 00:46:24,542
<i>And we've had a lot of great players
over the years.</i>

709
00:46:24,626 --> 00:46:26,542
<i>This wasn't happening
with the French squad.</i>

710
00:46:26,626 --> 00:46:28,334
<i>Why is it always us?</i>

711
00:46:37,959 --> 00:46:40,251
<i>But it just managed
to exacerbate things</i>

712
00:46:40,334 --> 00:46:42,251
<i>in Roy Keane's mind.</i>

713
00:46:42,334 --> 00:46:45,376
<i>He's a perfectionist.
He wants things one way.</i>

714
00:46:45,459 --> 00:46:47,626
<i>He doesn't
suffer fools, or go along</i>

715
00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:49,501
<i>with the bullshit in the game.</i>

716
00:46:49,584 --> 00:46:51,626
<i>This man has
held the country to ransom</i>

717
00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:53,709
<i>for the last 10 years.</i>

718
00:46:53,792 --> 00:46:55,876
<i>He has got some problems.</i>

719
00:46:59,751 --> 00:47:02,126
<i>Staunton, people like that</i>…

720
00:47:12,959 --> 00:47:14,792
<i>Hi, it's me</i>…

721
00:47:31,792 --> 00:47:34,042
- All right?
- Yeah, all right. Can I have a word?

722
00:47:34,584 --> 00:47:36,917
- Can I grab a shower first?
- No, it won't take long.

723
00:47:42,001 --> 00:47:45,501
Uh, is it about the,
is it about the goalkeepers?

724
00:47:46,376 --> 00:47:48,292
I mean, because that was
Liam's session.

725
00:47:48,376 --> 00:47:50,292
Yeah… no.

726
00:47:50,876 --> 00:47:52,792
You're the manager, not him.

727
00:47:54,626 --> 00:47:56,292
I'm trying my best, Roy.

728
00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,751
You shouldn't be trying your best.
You should be saying, how do I get better?

729
00:48:06,334 --> 00:48:07,917
I'm struggling.

730
00:48:16,001 --> 00:48:17,917
So Roy struggles…

731
00:48:18,001 --> 00:48:19,876
and walks away from
a training session,

732
00:48:19,959 --> 00:48:22,834
and the rest of the lads have
to deal with the fallout.

733
00:48:24,417 --> 00:48:26,167
I want to go home.

734
00:48:26,251 --> 00:48:27,792
You want to go home.

735
00:48:27,876 --> 00:48:29,667
It's nothing personal.
It's just me. I've had enough.

736
00:48:29,751 --> 00:48:31,626
You can't go home.

737
00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:34,501
- What am I supposed to say?
- What are you supposed to say?!

738
00:48:34,584 --> 00:48:36,876
I… I don't know. Fuck it!

739
00:48:36,959 --> 00:48:39,042
Do you know, say whatever,
say personal problems.

740
00:48:58,542 --> 00:49:01,167
What's going on?
Is this true?

741
00:49:01,251 --> 00:49:03,501
Colin, Mick McCarthy.

742
00:49:03,584 --> 00:49:06,167
How do you fancy packing your bags,
uh, for the World Cup?

743
00:49:06,251 --> 00:49:07,459
Colin?

744
00:49:07,542 --> 00:49:09,251
- Colin Healy?! Oh, Jesus!
- Yeah.

745
00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:25,042
Fuck!

746
00:49:25,792 --> 00:49:28,209
No, no, no, no, no.
He can't go home.

747
00:49:28,292 --> 00:49:30,292
We are fucked if he goes.

748
00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:32,584
No, we're not. Roy Keane
is not the whole team.

749
00:49:32,667 --> 00:49:34,209
Then why did you plan
the whole team around him?

750
00:49:34,292 --> 00:49:36,126
He'll call you back.

751
00:49:36,209 --> 00:49:39,959
- Excuse me.
- He can't leave. Okay?

752
00:49:40,042 --> 00:49:42,584
We should have given him the choice
just to meet up in Japan.

753
00:49:42,667 --> 00:49:44,001
Avoid this shit show.

754
00:49:46,876 --> 00:49:49,001
- What are you doing, Roy?
- I don't know.

755
00:49:51,334 --> 00:49:52,751
Okay.

756
00:49:53,334 --> 00:49:55,251
They're fucking it up.

757
00:49:55,334 --> 00:49:57,501
- Well, talk to them.
- Why, they don't listen.

758
00:50:00,584 --> 00:50:02,667
It's your World Cup, Roy.

759
00:50:04,959 --> 00:50:06,709
You need to manage this.

760
00:50:06,792 --> 00:50:08,042
I was trying to manage it.

761
00:50:08,126 --> 00:50:10,251
You think it's me
the fans will blame?

762
00:50:12,709 --> 00:50:14,876
Roy Keane is not going home.

763
00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:17,084
Hmm?

764
00:50:17,167 --> 00:50:20,292
And if he does… it's on you.

765
00:50:21,542 --> 00:50:23,001
That's all sorted
for tomorrow, boss.

766
00:50:23,084 --> 00:50:25,376
- What is?
- The banana boat.

767
00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:03,626
Yeah, it's not my fault.
It's not my fault, right.

768
00:51:04,876 --> 00:51:06,834
Stop looking at me.
I don't know.

769
00:51:08,792 --> 00:51:10,834
- He's going to leave?
- No!

770
00:51:10,917 --> 00:51:12,376
He's not going to leave.

771
00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:18,292
Bollocks, I'm shit,
shit at my job!

772
00:51:19,417 --> 00:51:22,292
Roy says he wants you
to come and talk.

773
00:51:22,376 --> 00:51:24,542
He knows where to find us.

774
00:51:30,626 --> 00:51:32,459
I presume you've not
called me up here

775
00:51:32,542 --> 00:51:35,001
for my spectacular small talk.

776
00:51:35,584 --> 00:51:37,376
Have you changed your mind?

777
00:51:37,459 --> 00:51:39,209
I thought I should wait until
after the tournament.

778
00:51:39,292 --> 00:51:40,459
- For what?
- Mick…

779
00:51:40,542 --> 00:51:41,292
Hang on a minute!

780
00:51:41,376 --> 00:51:44,542
People are always treading round
on eggshells in front of him.

781
00:51:44,626 --> 00:51:47,251
I don't ask them to do that, so.

782
00:51:47,709 --> 00:51:50,417
I've spent the last two hours
ripping up months of plans

783
00:51:50,501 --> 00:51:52,376
- and starting over.
- Lads…

784
00:51:52,459 --> 00:51:54,626
How do I know…

785
00:51:54,709 --> 00:51:56,917
you're not going to decide
to walk tomorrow?

786
00:51:57,001 --> 00:52:00,167
- Cos I said I'd stay!
- I've had to call Colin Healy…

787
00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:02,792
Okay, leave it! I mean, you've
Colin Healy. I'll go home.

788
00:52:02,876 --> 00:52:04,709
- Ah, Roy, come on.
- This is embarrassing.

789
00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:06,584
What are we doing? I can tell
by your body language,

790
00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,501
you're happy with your decision.
You don't want me here.

791
00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:10,376
Roy… Roy. What do you want
me to do? Are you asking

792
00:52:10,459 --> 00:52:12,626
to come back or are you
wanting me to beg you?

793
00:52:12,709 --> 00:52:15,292
You're the manager, yeah?
You make the decision, Mick.

794
00:52:15,376 --> 00:52:17,501
- You're unmanageable!
- No, it's you that can't manage!

795
00:52:17,584 --> 00:52:19,542
That's the problem, Mick.

796
00:52:24,501 --> 00:52:26,542
Do you want to play?

797
00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:35,209
That's management for you!

798
00:52:37,751 --> 00:52:41,084
Hey, you've got a country
depending on you.

799
00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,917
I didn't ask for that.

800
00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,376
Here! I'm not the one
letting the country down.

801
00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:53,209
- Will you have another?
- Thanks, no.

802
00:53:00,626 --> 00:53:02,626
What's the deal with Roy?

803
00:53:03,251 --> 00:53:05,917
You want me to give you
the scoop, do you?

804
00:53:06,001 --> 00:53:08,292
Did you fight for him to stay?

805
00:53:09,876 --> 00:53:12,084
Is it easier if he goes?

806
00:53:12,167 --> 00:53:13,751
I'm off duty.

807
00:53:13,834 --> 00:53:15,584
So am I.

808
00:53:23,417 --> 00:53:25,459
Off the record, you might
want to ask him

809
00:53:25,542 --> 00:53:27,417
if he fought to stay.

810
00:53:27,501 --> 00:53:30,292
<i>Welcome back,
folks, and I've got some news for you.</i>

811
00:53:30,376 --> 00:53:32,126
<i>Trust me, Roy Keane is gone.</i>

812
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,501
<i>I have a text message from
Jane Doe, who describes herself</i>

813
00:53:34,584 --> 00:53:36,667
<i>as a friend of someone
in the know, and she says,</i>

814
00:53:36,751 --> 00:53:40,167
<i>that in the past few hours,
he's decided to pack up and leave.</i>

815
00:53:40,251 --> 00:53:42,501
<i>We're joined again by
Tony O'Donoghue,</i>

816
00:53:42,584 --> 00:53:45,334
<i>who I understand is now on video phone.
Tony, can you hear us?</i>

817
00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:49,292
<i>Hello, Eileen, I'm here.</i>

818
00:53:49,376 --> 00:53:52,126
<i>It's been more than
24 hours since the sporting earthquake</i>

819
00:53:52,209 --> 00:53:55,459
<i>shook the nation. The story
is gripping the airwaves,</i>

820
00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:58,209
<i>the front pages,
and even the internet.</i>

821
00:53:58,292 --> 00:54:00,542
<i>What do you think of
this… the whole Roy Keane business?</i>

822
00:54:00,626 --> 00:54:03,001
<i>I think it's a disgrace.
I think it's really terrible.</i>

823
00:54:04,042 --> 00:54:06,042
<i>We don't know
what's happening with Roy,</i>

824
00:54:06,126 --> 00:54:08,792
<i>we don't know if he's distracted.
Does he feel wanted?</i>

825
00:54:09,876 --> 00:54:12,292
<i>If he didn't care,
he wouldn't explode the way he does.</i>

826
00:54:12,376 --> 00:54:14,376
<i>Roy Keane is also a problem.</i>

827
00:54:14,459 --> 00:54:16,542
<i>He's such a professional.</i>

828
00:54:27,876 --> 00:54:29,667
<i>Eamonn, good afternoon.
What's your reaction</i>

829
00:54:29,751 --> 00:54:31,292
<i>to all these shenanigans in Saipan?</i>

830
00:54:31,376 --> 00:54:33,959
<i>This story,
it seems to have everything.</i>

831
00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:35,459
<i>Everybody was watching each other,</i>

832
00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:37,876
<i>press are watching the players,
players watching the press.</i>

833
00:54:37,959 --> 00:54:40,626
<i>Everybody is awaiting developments.</i>

834
00:54:50,292 --> 00:54:51,376
Gaffer.

835
00:54:51,459 --> 00:54:53,209
<i>Hi there, Roy,
so what's happening?</i>

836
00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:55,376
It's a total shitshow.

837
00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:59,376
<i>I know. I know, but you need
to think about your family.</i>

838
00:54:59,459 --> 00:55:01,126
They'll support me.

839
00:55:01,209 --> 00:55:02,709
Is Roy having an affair, Theresa?

840
00:55:02,792 --> 00:55:05,042
<i>They're the ones
getting dragged through it back home.</i>

841
00:55:05,126 --> 00:55:07,084
Is Roy back on the booze?

842
00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:10,417
<i>What's a few more weeks?
You can walk away a hero.</i>

843
00:55:11,501 --> 00:55:13,626
There are no heroes here.

844
00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:16,167
<i>And Tony,
what to update have you got for us?</i>

845
00:55:16,834 --> 00:55:19,126
<i>Well, it seems that Roy Keane
won't quite be going home yet</i>

846
00:55:19,209 --> 00:55:21,542
<i>because there's no flight out
of Saipan this evening.</i>

847
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:40,292
Hey, sir! Excuse me, sir.

848
00:55:41,667 --> 00:55:44,376
Yeah, you need to pay
for using the bed.

849
00:56:04,334 --> 00:56:06,209
There he is.

850
00:56:09,417 --> 00:56:11,167
He wants to stay.

851
00:56:15,667 --> 00:56:17,542
Fergie called him.

852
00:56:20,792 --> 00:56:23,126
- I've sent the fax.
- What fax?

853
00:56:23,209 --> 00:56:25,251
The squad lists to FIFA
before the deadline

854
00:56:25,334 --> 00:56:27,042
- without Roy's name on it.
- Yeah…

855
00:56:27,126 --> 00:56:29,626
They thought it was a mistake,
so they called to check.

856
00:56:29,709 --> 00:56:32,251
Now, shall we get back to
playing a bit of football?

857
00:56:32,334 --> 00:56:34,542
You revised the team sheet?

858
00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:38,959
- Why didn't you ask me?
- Ask you what?

859
00:56:39,334 --> 00:56:40,584
Come on.

860
00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:42,542
He wants to stay.

861
00:56:42,626 --> 00:56:45,251
I mean, Fergie can control him.

862
00:56:45,792 --> 00:56:48,209
He has been playing amazing
football in Manchester,

863
00:56:48,292 --> 00:56:50,292
so why can't you just
get him to play

864
00:56:50,376 --> 00:56:52,584
half-decent football
for two weeks?

865
00:56:54,167 --> 00:56:56,251
Let's just put it behind us.

866
00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:02,917
Just go and talk to him.

867
00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:41,209
<i>Good morning.</i>

868
00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:43,667
Uh, just to clear some things up!

869
00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:47,417
Roy said he had
personal problems,

870
00:57:47,501 --> 00:57:50,584
but he's changed his mind
and he's going to stay.

871
00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:54,251
So that's an end to it
and, uh… we move on.

872
00:57:56,792 --> 00:57:58,667
What are the personal problems?

873
00:57:59,334 --> 00:58:01,417
<i>Roy Keane and
controversy have been fellow travellers</i>

874
00:58:01,501 --> 00:58:03,292
<i>for most of his professional career.</i>

875
00:58:03,376 --> 00:58:05,709
<i>Having threatened to leave
the squad, he was persuaded</i>

876
00:58:05,792 --> 00:58:07,209
<i>to change his mind by, among others,</i>

877
00:58:07,292 --> 00:58:09,542
<i>his Manchester United manager,
Alex Ferguson.</i>

878
00:58:11,626 --> 00:58:13,584
Well, a lot of people say,
you know, it's typical of Roy

879
00:58:13,667 --> 00:58:16,792
and Roy should really
shut up, but, uh, I can't.

880
00:58:17,459 --> 00:58:19,501
I can't, no, especially
if I'm captain of the team.

881
00:58:19,584 --> 00:58:22,167
We, uh, we come over here, we
travel halfway across the world

882
00:58:22,251 --> 00:58:24,334
and the training pitch is a disgrace.

883
00:58:24,417 --> 00:58:26,334
Somebody's got, somebody's
got to hold that up and say

884
00:58:26,417 --> 00:58:29,626
it's like training in a car park.
It's bloody rock hard.

885
00:58:29,709 --> 00:58:32,167
We've had one or two injuries
already and I expect a few more.

886
00:58:32,251 --> 00:58:34,251
As I said, you know, all I want
is what's best for the team

887
00:58:34,334 --> 00:58:35,917
and, uh…

888
00:58:36,001 --> 00:58:38,251
If that's a crime,
well then, I'm guilty.

889
00:58:38,334 --> 00:58:40,584
I'm mature enough and,
uh, I'm experienced enough

890
00:58:40,667 --> 00:58:43,626
that what's happened in the last
few days is, uh, is history.

891
00:58:43,709 --> 00:58:45,792
You know, get on with it and, uh,

892
00:58:45,876 --> 00:58:48,417
come the first match against Cameroon,
that's where my head will be

893
00:58:48,501 --> 00:58:51,792
and with the rest of the team.
No doubt about that.

894
00:59:02,167 --> 00:59:03,917
You coming down for brekkie?

895
00:59:04,751 --> 00:59:05,917
All right.

896
00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,417
Yeah, I just wanted to
check if you're all right.

897
00:59:11,792 --> 00:59:13,584
Oh, cheers, nice one.

898
00:59:20,542 --> 00:59:22,459
Is there something wrong, Roy?

899
00:59:29,001 --> 00:59:31,334
Poor effort… Okay. Cheers.

900
00:59:31,417 --> 00:59:33,834
- Go on, eat up, mate!
- D'ya know, you're all right.

901
00:59:34,542 --> 00:59:36,751
<i>♪ This is the one ♪</i>

902
00:59:37,542 --> 00:59:41,459
<i>♪ This is the one we're waiting for ♪</i>

903
00:59:45,292 --> 00:59:47,501
<i>♪ This is the one ♪</i>

904
01:00:24,626 --> 01:00:26,709
<i>Roy Keane trained
with the Republic of Ireland squad today</i>

905
01:00:26,792 --> 01:00:29,251
<i>without incident.
Keane told the press</i>

906
01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:31,542
<i>that the saga over his walkout
and return to the camp</i>

907
01:00:31,626 --> 01:00:33,126
<i>was over and done with.</i>

908
01:00:33,209 --> 01:00:35,709
<i>He also tried to put the issue
behind him by saying,</i>

909
01:00:35,792 --> 01:00:37,459
<i>"I get like that sometimes."</i>

910
01:00:40,334 --> 01:00:42,584
Bit of a long night last night.

911
01:00:42,667 --> 01:00:45,542
Dark, dark night of
the soul and all that.

912
01:00:45,626 --> 01:00:47,459
But we're here to play football,

913
01:00:47,542 --> 01:00:49,251
that's all that matters.

914
01:00:49,334 --> 01:00:52,334
My wife taught me this,
I think it's quite good.

915
01:00:52,417 --> 01:00:54,001
Uh, grant me the serenity

916
01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:57,417
to accept that which
cannot be changed.

917
01:00:58,626 --> 01:01:01,334
Uh, the courage to,

918
01:01:01,417 --> 01:01:05,501
uh, to tell what can be changed,

919
01:01:05,584 --> 01:01:08,834
and the wisdom to know
the one from the other.

920
01:01:08,917 --> 01:01:11,417
It's good. You've got
to think about it.

921
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:12,792
Yeah.

922
01:01:12,876 --> 01:01:14,917
Right, with that in mind, boys,
have a good session.

923
01:01:15,001 --> 01:01:17,417
Let's put it in, okay?
Come on.

924
01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:50,667
I should make an apology

925
01:01:50,751 --> 01:01:52,917
on behalf of my knucklehead
colleagues.

926
01:01:53,459 --> 01:01:55,334
I doubt you're any different.

927
01:01:56,501 --> 01:01:57,917
Try me.

928
01:01:58,667 --> 01:02:00,459
Anything you want
to get off your chest?

929
01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:06,917
We wouldn't publish it until
after the tournament.

930
01:02:11,167 --> 01:02:12,751
Okay.

931
01:02:32,084 --> 01:02:34,126
It's done and dusted.

932
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:37,542
We'll leave for Japan tomorrow,
uh, ready to compete.

933
01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:40,584
What doesn't destroy you makes
you stronger.

934
01:02:40,667 --> 01:02:42,417
That's what Nietzsche said, isn't it?

935
01:02:42,501 --> 01:02:44,709
See you all in Japan.

936
01:03:46,751 --> 01:03:48,542
Battenburger.

937
01:03:50,584 --> 01:03:52,042
<i>It's Battenberg.</i>

938
01:03:53,292 --> 01:03:54,792
Is it?

939
01:03:55,876 --> 01:03:58,292
This is a bit of a mess, Roy.

940
01:03:58,376 --> 01:03:59,626
Yeah.

941
01:04:00,792 --> 01:04:03,292
Is everyone all right?
Are the kids okay?

942
01:04:03,376 --> 01:04:06,584
No, they're fine, we've ordered
takeaway pizza again, so…

943
01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:11,667
Your brothers want to talk to you.

944
01:04:11,751 --> 01:04:14,251
They're going to be
coming out tonight.

945
01:04:17,334 --> 01:04:20,292
You need to learn to keep
your mouth shut.

946
01:04:20,876 --> 01:04:22,417
Here you are.

947
01:04:22,501 --> 01:04:23,834
Write an apology.

948
01:04:25,709 --> 01:04:27,459
What do I put?

949
01:04:27,542 --> 01:04:29,126
Sorry.

950
01:04:31,542 --> 01:04:33,167
Add to it!

951
01:04:34,126 --> 01:04:35,751
Add what?

952
01:04:36,209 --> 01:04:38,251
I dunno, draw a unicorn.

953
01:04:41,959 --> 01:04:44,126
And a rainbow.

954
01:04:45,459 --> 01:04:47,334
Go on!

955
01:04:53,626 --> 01:04:55,667
The gaffers
asked for a team meeting, Roy.

956
01:05:02,834 --> 01:05:05,751
- Are you still in charge?
<i>- I don't know.</i>

957
01:05:05,834 --> 01:05:09,459
<i>Look, love, football
is not who you are,</i>

958
01:05:09,542 --> 01:05:11,709
<i>it's just what you do, okay?</i>

959
01:05:12,417 --> 01:05:15,542
<i>Remember that. Anyway,
the fence needs painting.</i>

960
01:05:15,626 --> 01:05:18,959
Does it, is it flaking off
the post as well?

961
01:05:19,584 --> 01:05:21,292
<i>Yeah.</i>

962
01:05:24,209 --> 01:05:26,209
I was thinking of repainting it anyway.

963
01:05:26,292 --> 01:05:29,667
Ronseal have got some nice
new colours out, you know,

964
01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:32,334
- pastel shades.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

965
01:05:32,417 --> 01:05:35,459
It might look nice in
a sort of eggshell blue.

966
01:05:37,792 --> 01:05:40,209
<i>Well, you'll know what to do.</i>

967
01:05:41,126 --> 01:05:42,959
<i>You always do.</i>

968
01:06:12,459 --> 01:06:14,792
Whoa, oh, oh, oh!

969
01:06:34,542 --> 01:06:35,876
Are you ready?

970
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:55,667
All right, lads.
Take your seats, take your seats.

971
01:07:01,001 --> 01:07:03,459
Thanks very much, folks,
yeah. A bit of hush.

972
01:07:03,542 --> 01:07:05,417
All right, just a bit of quiet.
Take a seat.

973
01:07:05,501 --> 01:07:08,376
Gaffer needs a word. Uh, can
we lower that down, can we?

974
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:11,459
So… it's fine. I'll just…

975
01:07:11,876 --> 01:07:14,334
get it started. Um…

976
01:07:14,417 --> 01:07:16,709
Okay, so the bus leaves at
eight o'clock in the morning.

977
01:07:16,792 --> 01:07:20,001
Make sure your bags are packed
and tagged before breakfast.

978
01:07:24,251 --> 01:07:25,959
Something's come up.

979
01:07:27,542 --> 01:07:29,334
Um…

980
01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:33,417
Roy, do you want to say anything?

981
01:07:35,292 --> 01:07:37,167
Why aren't we having this
conversation in private?

982
01:07:38,584 --> 01:07:41,126
Unfortunately, you've made
it very public.

983
01:07:43,667 --> 01:07:47,417
A lot of the, uh, things
you've said in this interview,

984
01:07:48,001 --> 01:07:49,709
I and, um…

985
01:07:51,209 --> 01:07:53,209
no doubt some of the lads
would rather

986
01:07:53,292 --> 01:07:56,459
- you'd have said in private.
- I've said it in private too.

987
01:07:56,542 --> 01:07:58,209
I stand by it.

988
01:07:59,542 --> 01:08:02,084
"Fail to prepare, prepare to fail."

989
01:08:03,501 --> 01:08:05,917
"From day one,
it has been negative,

990
01:08:06,001 --> 01:08:08,126
and that's not only my opinion,

991
01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:10,126
all the players are feeling the same."

992
01:08:10,209 --> 01:08:12,667
Yeah, I'm the captain. I speak up
for the players. That's my job.

993
01:08:12,751 --> 01:08:14,792
Right, and you all feel
the same, do you?

994
01:08:17,001 --> 01:08:18,876
Speak up, lads.
Now's your chance.

995
01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:20,501
No, Mick.

996
01:08:20,584 --> 01:08:22,417
No.

997
01:08:22,501 --> 01:08:24,334
You're putting people
on the spot.

998
01:08:24,417 --> 01:08:26,626
No, I'm asking others

999
01:08:26,709 --> 01:08:29,542
if they feel it's been negative.

1000
01:08:31,751 --> 01:08:34,792
I wouldn't take too much notice
of what McAteer says.

1001
01:08:34,876 --> 01:08:36,584
He has a big mouth.

1002
01:08:39,542 --> 01:08:41,626
You're taken it out of context.
I mean…

1003
01:08:42,376 --> 01:08:44,126
They said they were publishing
after the tournament.

1004
01:08:44,792 --> 01:08:46,376
You still said it.

1005
01:08:47,626 --> 01:08:49,626
And I stand by it.
It's done… it's done!

1006
01:08:52,542 --> 01:08:54,917
Don't suppose there's
any chance of an apology?

1007
01:09:02,834 --> 01:09:05,001
Don't have anything
to apologise for.

1008
01:09:05,626 --> 01:09:07,667
And the lads can read what
I said for themselves.

1009
01:09:07,751 --> 01:09:09,542
There's nothing wrong with it.

1010
01:09:12,876 --> 01:09:14,834
You know, if there was
a World Cup…

1011
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:18,792
for self-sabotage, you would
have won it multiple times.

1012
01:09:19,542 --> 01:09:22,292
Other… people… matter.

1013
01:09:22,959 --> 01:09:25,001
We can't all be Roy Keane.

1014
01:09:30,126 --> 01:09:32,084
Why weren't you
at Quinn's testimonial?

1015
01:09:32,917 --> 01:09:34,834
I told you I wasn't playing.

1016
01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:37,626
Oh, I must have missed
that phone call.

1017
01:09:37,709 --> 01:09:40,126
So hold on.
You knew, Quinn knew.

1018
01:09:40,917 --> 01:09:43,251
I spent time with my family
and I got treatment for an injury,

1019
01:09:43,334 --> 01:09:44,667
no issue.

1020
01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:47,126
Everyone else turned up,

1021
01:09:47,209 --> 01:09:48,876
except you.

1022
01:09:49,917 --> 01:09:51,584
Good for everyone else.

1023
01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:53,876
What about Iran?

1024
01:09:55,126 --> 01:09:56,876
What about it? I was injured.

1025
01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:01,501
Were you?

1026
01:10:02,376 --> 01:10:04,251
You fucking wanker.

1027
01:10:05,876 --> 01:10:07,584
Go fuck yourself.

1028
01:10:08,792 --> 01:10:10,459
Roy… take it easy!

1029
01:10:10,542 --> 01:10:12,376
You fucking twat.

1030
01:10:12,459 --> 01:10:14,709
Are you for real? Sorry,
do you call this little setup

1031
01:10:14,792 --> 01:10:16,626
you got going on here
man-management?

1032
01:10:17,876 --> 01:10:19,334
- Roy!
- You're a wanker.

1033
01:10:19,417 --> 01:10:22,501
You're a wanker, and you're chief wanker
of this… this kangaroo court.

1034
01:10:23,459 --> 01:10:25,084
What do you expect me
to say to that?

1035
01:10:25,167 --> 01:10:27,084
- I didn't fake an injury, wanker.
- That's enough.

1036
01:10:27,167 --> 01:10:29,459
No, no, sit down. This is a private
meeting amongst grown men.

1037
01:10:29,542 --> 01:10:31,459
- I'll speak however much I fucking like.
- Cool it, Roy!

1038
01:10:32,834 --> 01:10:35,001
You had a deal with my gaffer.

1039
01:10:36,167 --> 01:10:39,084
I'd been out three weeks —
fake fucking injury?!

1040
01:10:39,167 --> 01:10:41,167
That's slow even for you.

1041
01:10:41,251 --> 01:10:43,334
I put my body on the line
every time I go into battle

1042
01:10:43,417 --> 01:10:45,584
and you question that.

1043
01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:49,167
You question my loyalty to my
country in front of the lads?

1044
01:10:49,251 --> 01:10:52,001
- Roy, you're out of order.
- No, no, no, he's out of order. Sit down!

1045
01:10:52,084 --> 01:10:54,209
If you're not speaking up,
then shut up.

1046
01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:56,542
I am speaking up.
You're out of order.

1047
01:10:56,626 --> 01:10:58,959
He's out of order.
He's the one telling lies.

1048
01:10:59,542 --> 01:11:01,667
Oh, I can take criticism.
That's just a fucking lie!

1049
01:11:01,751 --> 01:11:04,167
One of a million lies.
We train an hour a day —

1050
01:11:04,251 --> 01:11:06,209
three hours, you said. Lie.

1051
01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:08,542
And on a rock hard pitch,
"Oh, the pitch is fine."

1052
01:11:08,626 --> 01:11:10,459
Lie. You're a fucking liar.

1053
01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:12,542
We would have been safer
in the hotel car park.

1054
01:11:12,626 --> 01:11:14,876
Seriously, what?
No footballs, no suncream,

1055
01:11:14,959 --> 01:11:17,084
no kits, no water bottles…

1056
01:11:17,167 --> 01:11:19,001
At a World Cup finals?

1057
01:11:20,167 --> 01:11:21,917
Are you for real?

1058
01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:26,626
Fucking hell.

1059
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:29,459
Do you want to know why
everyone loves the Irish?

1060
01:11:29,542 --> 01:11:31,542
Because we're no threat.

1061
01:11:31,626 --> 01:11:34,001
We're a fucking piss-take.
You fucked up.

1062
01:11:34,084 --> 01:11:35,876
You can't cope with the big time,
you never could.

1063
01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:37,626
And now, what, you want me
to apologise to you?

1064
01:11:37,709 --> 01:11:40,167
You want me to apologise
for telling the truth?

1065
01:11:40,917 --> 01:11:43,251
I'll tell you the fucking truth.

1066
01:11:43,334 --> 01:11:45,084
Do you want to hear the truth?

1067
01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:47,417
You're a bad joke.

1068
01:11:47,501 --> 01:11:49,209
You're a bad joke,
and you're not even Irish.

1069
01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:51,209
- You're fucking English.
- Don't question…

1070
01:11:51,292 --> 01:11:53,167
Don't question my Irishness!

1071
01:11:53,251 --> 01:11:55,459
I'm hearing another Englishman
tell an Irishman what to do.

1072
01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:57,417
- I'm as Irish as you are.
- You are, are you?

1073
01:11:57,501 --> 01:11:59,209
You don't sound it.

1074
01:11:59,292 --> 01:12:01,876
When I played for <i>our</i> country,

1075
01:12:01,959 --> 01:12:04,251
I did so as a team member.

1076
01:12:04,334 --> 01:12:07,084
I play for <i>my</i> country,
in spite of you.

1077
01:12:07,167 --> 01:12:09,584
I hate playing for you.
I've never played for you.

1078
01:12:09,667 --> 01:12:12,251
I joined up late so
I don't have to see you.

1079
01:12:13,584 --> 01:12:15,751
I didn't rate you as a player.
I don't rate you as a manager

1080
01:12:15,834 --> 01:12:17,417
and…

1081
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,417
- I don't rate you as a person.
- Roy!

1082
01:12:21,584 --> 01:12:23,751
All the years, getting the piss
taken out of ourselves

1083
01:12:23,834 --> 01:12:26,667
in English dressing rooms.
"Oh, don't mind us, we're only Irish."

1084
01:12:26,751 --> 01:12:28,084
Look at this shit

1085
01:12:28,167 --> 01:12:30,542
of an effort you've managed.
Oh, fucking pizzas, is it?

1086
01:12:30,626 --> 01:12:32,917
Have a laugh, lads, go on,
have a jolly!

1087
01:12:33,001 --> 01:12:34,917
Give it a go, give it a lash,
you might win a game,

1088
01:12:35,001 --> 01:12:37,084
might not, who cares?

1089
01:12:37,167 --> 01:12:39,042
I mean, why are you managing
my country?

1090
01:12:39,126 --> 01:12:40,959
You useless fucking cunt.

1091
01:12:43,167 --> 01:12:46,209
Seriously, why were you allowed
to wear the fucking jersey?

1092
01:12:49,959 --> 01:12:51,834
- All right, I think we're done.
- We're done?

1093
01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:54,167
No, we're not done.
I'm just getting started.

1094
01:12:54,251 --> 01:12:56,584
I was 16, I just failed a trial,
and he was there.

1095
01:12:56,667 --> 01:12:58,792
He was on the sideline and you
were laughing with your mates

1096
01:12:58,876 --> 01:13:00,792
like a fucking king.
You don't you ever tell me

1097
01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:03,459
we're done, all right?
You got subbed off for me

1098
01:13:03,542 --> 01:13:06,459
in your last game, and guess what?
No one gave a fuck.

1099
01:13:06,542 --> 01:13:08,542
And now, now, you fucked
this one up again.

1100
01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:10,584
This has been shambles
after shambles, a fuck up

1101
01:13:10,667 --> 01:13:12,917
from the start, and now you're
looking for an exit strategy.

1102
01:13:13,001 --> 01:13:14,709
You can say, well,
Roy Keane went home.

1103
01:13:14,792 --> 01:13:17,542
Fuck you, look at you standing
there like a moron.

1104
01:13:18,292 --> 01:13:19,626
You're a fucking wanker,

1105
01:13:19,709 --> 01:13:21,667
and you can stick your World Cup
up your arse.

1106
01:13:22,542 --> 01:13:24,792
I quit. You can shove it
up your bollocks.

1107
01:13:24,876 --> 01:13:27,126
You're not leaving,
I'm sending you home.

1108
01:14:27,792 --> 01:14:29,834
We had a meeting.

1109
01:14:30,501 --> 01:14:32,667
Where anybody, certainly Roy…

1110
01:14:32,751 --> 01:14:35,376
was asked to make comments

1111
01:14:35,459 --> 01:14:37,917
rationally and logically.

1112
01:14:39,501 --> 01:14:41,542
Unfortunately, that didn't happen.

1113
01:14:41,626 --> 01:14:44,209
Uh, and it descended into
a bit of a slanging match.

1114
01:14:46,626 --> 01:14:49,917
I cannot and will not tolerate

1115
01:14:50,001 --> 01:14:53,584
being spoken to with the level
of abuse he directed at me,

1116
01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:55,542
so I sent him home.

1117
01:14:55,626 --> 01:14:58,584
What happened in the room?

1118
01:14:58,667 --> 01:15:01,126
I've never seen
anything like it in my life.

1119
01:15:01,209 --> 01:15:02,542
Uh…

1120
01:15:02,626 --> 01:15:04,834
You know, there is a line.

1121
01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:07,251
Uh, and you can't cross it.

1122
01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:09,626
And Roy has crossed it.

1123
01:15:11,792 --> 01:15:13,917
Niall,
have you anything to add?

1124
01:15:14,751 --> 01:15:16,876
I'll say goodbye to Roy
and I'll wish him well,

1125
01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,209
uh, but my priority now is

1126
01:15:19,292 --> 01:15:21,667
to show allegiance to Mick
and to the team.

1127
01:15:21,751 --> 01:15:24,209
Yeah, he's your captain, Mick!

1128
01:16:15,626 --> 01:16:17,667
Can you tell us how you're
feeling at the moment?

1129
01:16:17,751 --> 01:16:20,126
I feel, uh, feel very good.

1130
01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:22,876
Clear conscience, and I'm
happy to be going home,

1131
01:16:22,959 --> 01:16:25,042
happy to be seeing my family.

1132
01:16:25,126 --> 01:16:27,251
- Any regrets at all?
- No regrets.

1133
01:16:27,334 --> 01:16:29,334
Not even about playing
in the World Cup?

1134
01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:31,417
There's more important
things to worry about.

1135
01:16:31,501 --> 01:16:33,501
It's been a very tough week.
How are you feeling right now?

1136
01:16:33,584 --> 01:16:35,667
Good to be going home.

1137
01:16:37,001 --> 01:16:39,376
So what's your plans from here?

1138
01:16:39,792 --> 01:16:41,709
Get my flight.

1139
01:16:50,709 --> 01:16:54,709
<i>♪ You got a lotta nerve ♪</i>

1140
01:16:54,792 --> 01:16:58,126
<i>♪ To say you are my friend ♪</i>

1141
01:17:00,834 --> 01:17:03,459
<i>Roy Keane, a man who
apparently doesn't much like</i>

1142
01:17:03,542 --> 01:17:06,542
<i>people making Irish jokes, was
given his marching orders today</i>

1143
01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:08,501
<i>for being a disruptive influence.</i>

1144
01:17:08,584 --> 01:17:10,709
<i>Ireland's hopes
have been shattered</i>…

1145
01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:12,834
<i>The Washington Post, the headline reads,</i>

1146
01:17:12,917 --> 01:17:15,001
<i>"Keane makes pained appeal."</i>

1147
01:17:15,084 --> 01:17:19,167
<i>Die Welt says, "The Irish throw
Captain Keane overboard."</i>

1148
01:17:19,251 --> 01:17:22,667
<i>The headline read,
"Roy remains defiant."</i>

1149
01:17:22,751 --> 01:17:25,417
<i>The Pakistani Daily,
an Indian daily,</i>

1150
01:17:25,501 --> 01:17:28,542
<i>they managed not to write about
the impending nuclear war</i>

1151
01:17:28,626 --> 01:17:30,542
<i>and instead went with
the Roy Keane story.</i>

1152
01:17:30,626 --> 01:17:32,084
<i>We should have
the same standards</i>

1153
01:17:32,167 --> 01:17:34,501
<i>and set the same standards
for ourselves as the Germans,</i>

1154
01:17:34,584 --> 01:17:36,542
<i>the Italians, the French
and the English.</i>

1155
01:17:36,626 --> 01:17:39,084
<i>For too long, Irish people
have been going</i>

1156
01:17:39,167 --> 01:17:41,751
<i>to major championships
and we're the cabaret act!</i>

1157
01:17:41,834 --> 01:17:44,376
<i>And we sing the songs
and we drink the drink</i>

1158
01:17:44,459 --> 01:17:45,542
<i>and then we go home early.</i>

1159
01:17:45,626 --> 01:17:48,126
<i>But all he's ensured is
that you are the cabaret.</i>

1160
01:17:48,209 --> 01:17:49,834
<i>Keano!</i>

1161
01:17:49,917 --> 01:17:52,417
<i>Roy should be reinstated.
He's done nothing wrong.</i>

1162
01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:54,084
<i>If that's the way he's going to act,
better off without him.</i>

1163
01:17:54,167 --> 01:17:56,459
<i>Do you think that Roy
should apologise?</i>

1164
01:17:56,542 --> 01:17:58,626
<i>No! No! No!</i>

1165
01:17:58,709 --> 01:18:00,584
<i>He should obey the rules
and regulations.</i>

1166
01:18:00,667 --> 01:18:03,501
<i>- He got us to the World Cup.
- He goes on like a spoiled child.</i>

1167
01:18:03,584 --> 01:18:05,167
<i>Yeah, I feel he's let
down his country.</i>

1168
01:18:05,251 --> 01:18:07,167
<i>Behind the scenes,
efforts continue</i>

1169
01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:09,917
<i>to see if there's any way
of sorting out the situation</i>

1170
01:18:10,001 --> 01:18:13,376
<i>from which all sides are
currently on course to lose.</i>

1171
01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:16,376
<i>There's still a glimmer
of hope that Roy Keane</i>

1172
01:18:16,459 --> 01:18:19,126
<i>could yet play for Ireland
in the World Cup.</i>

1173
01:18:19,209 --> 01:18:22,376
<i>Everyone in the country,
from the Taoiseach down,</i>

1174
01:18:22,459 --> 01:18:24,084
<i>would love to see this resolved.</i>

1175
01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:28,042
<i>There's a huge, huge public
interest in this.</i>

1176
01:18:28,126 --> 01:18:30,417
<i>It would be just great
if it can be reconciled.</i>

1177
01:18:30,501 --> 01:18:33,376
<i>This evening, in his first
major television interview</i>

1178
01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:36,542
<i>since his dismissal, Roy Keane
speaks about the events</i>

1179
01:18:36,626 --> 01:18:39,709
<i>which led to his departure from
Ireland's World Cup squad.</i>

1180
01:18:42,959 --> 01:18:45,542
<i>I'm trying to live my life
as honestly as I can and</i>…

1181
01:18:46,917 --> 01:18:49,334
<i>you know, my gut feeling is,</i>

1182
01:18:49,417 --> 01:18:51,542
<i>I'm right, you know, what
happened to me was wrong.</i>

1183
01:18:52,542 --> 01:18:54,667
<i>How about Mick McCarthy?</i>

1184
01:18:54,751 --> 01:18:57,417
<i>There's a view in Ireland
that he's an honest man,</i>

1185
01:18:57,501 --> 01:18:59,876
<i>that he's a decent man,
that as a footballer,</i>

1186
01:18:59,959 --> 01:19:01,251
<i>he always did his best.</i>

1187
01:19:01,334 --> 01:19:04,917
<i>Nah, Mick obviously had
a very good career and y'know,</i>

1188
01:19:05,001 --> 01:19:07,167
<i>he done very well for Ireland.</i>

1189
01:19:07,751 --> 01:19:09,376
<i>Like a lot of other players.</i>

1190
01:19:09,459 --> 01:19:11,334
<i>I think he was at fault.</i>

1191
01:19:11,417 --> 01:19:14,459
<i>But that's my opinion, you know,
and of course football</i>

1192
01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:16,709
<i>is all about opinions.
That's why it's such a great game.</i>

1193
01:19:16,792 --> 01:19:19,126
<i>That's why you get people in
the pubs, everywhere you go,</i>

1194
01:19:19,209 --> 01:19:21,501
<i>taxi drivers…
It's all about opinions.</i>

1195
01:19:21,584 --> 01:19:23,667
<i>I know that and I accept it.</i>

1196
01:19:23,751 --> 01:19:25,292
<i>I'm entitled to my opinion.</i>

1197
01:19:25,376 --> 01:19:27,376
<i>Roy, there are signs up in shops,</i>

1198
01:19:27,459 --> 01:19:30,251
<i>"Come back, Roy.
We want Roy Keane."</i>

1199
01:19:30,334 --> 01:19:33,459
<i>And what about the sense of
wrong to those poor people</i>

1200
01:19:33,542 --> 01:19:36,751
<i>who follow Ireland,
who love you?</i>

1201
01:19:36,834 --> 01:19:39,251
<i>What about the sense of
confusion they feel</i>

1202
01:19:39,334 --> 01:19:42,126
<i>that you guys can't sort
this out as adults?</i>

1203
01:19:42,209 --> 01:19:44,501
<i>Are you willing to meet
them halfway?</i>

1204
01:19:47,334 --> 01:19:49,334
<i>We'd have to see, d'you know?</i>

1205
01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:52,001
<i>The match is Saturday.
We're running out of time.</i>

1206
01:19:52,084 --> 01:19:55,584
<i>A private jet is said to be
on standby at Manchester Airport,</i>

1207
01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:58,876
<i>fuelled up and ready to take
the Ireland star back to Japan.</i>

1208
01:20:33,626 --> 01:20:34,917
Hello.

1209
01:20:37,542 --> 01:20:39,459
<i>Roy? It's Mick.</i>

1210
01:20:41,209 --> 01:20:42,667
<i>Mick</i>…

1211
01:20:43,292 --> 01:20:45,126
<i>Mick McCarthy.</i>

1212
01:20:45,626 --> 01:20:47,292
Yeah.

1213
01:20:53,917 --> 01:20:56,667
Do you want
to come and play?

1214
01:20:59,709 --> 01:21:02,001
<i>Do I want to play for you?</i>

1215
01:21:04,334 --> 01:21:06,584
Do you want to play for Ireland?

1216
01:21:12,501 --> 01:21:14,626
I think we're…

1217
01:21:15,501 --> 01:21:17,876
I think we're past
that now, aren't we?

1218
01:21:21,834 --> 01:21:23,751
Is that a no?

1219
01:21:25,501 --> 01:21:26,834
<i>Yes.</i>

1220
01:21:28,751 --> 01:21:30,834
<i>- Yes, it's a no.</i>
- Yes… It's a no, right.

1221
01:21:36,542 --> 01:21:38,584
Well, I asked.

1222
01:21:40,876 --> 01:21:42,584
Yeah.

1223
01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:14,751
<i>He's cut back
for Patrick Mboma.</i>

1224
01:22:18,042 --> 01:22:22,542
<i>♪ Did you know, I can claim
the dreamer from the dream? ♪</i>

1225
01:22:24,334 --> 01:22:28,834
<i>♪ Make you feel everything
you've never even seen ♪</i>

1226
01:22:30,584 --> 01:22:35,167
<i>♪ Yeah, it's been a long, a long,
a long, a long, a long-long ♪</i>

1227
01:22:37,042 --> 01:22:40,459
<i>♪ You were my favourite
for a long time ♪</i>

1228
01:22:44,417 --> 01:22:48,001
<i>♪ Stitch and fall
The faces rearranged ♪</i>

1229
01:22:49,709 --> 01:22:51,084
<i>♪ You will see ♪</i>

1230
01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:54,251
<i>♪ Beauty give way
to something strange ♪</i>

1231
01:22:55,959 --> 01:23:01,209
<i>♪ Yeah, it's been a long, a long,
a long, a long, a long-long ♪</i>

1232
01:23:02,251 --> 01:23:05,876
<i>♪ You were my favourite
for a long time ♪</i>

1233
01:23:08,626 --> 01:23:11,792
<i>♪ Well, look who's just
the newest clown ♪</i>

1234
01:23:12,376 --> 01:23:15,584
♪ 3<i>5 hours coming down</i>… ♪

1235
01:23:21,459 --> 01:23:24,751
<i>♪ It's a cry far from bed radios ♪</i>

1236
01:23:24,834 --> 01:23:27,876
<i>♪ And days spent
playing football indoors ♪</i>

1237
01:23:27,959 --> 01:23:30,709
<i>♪ When they painted town
with Thatcher ♪</i>

1238
01:23:31,376 --> 01:23:33,542
<i>♪ And they never even
wanted to know ya ♪</i>

1239
01:23:33,626 --> 01:23:34,709
<i>♪ Feel alone? ♪</i>

1240
01:23:38,584 --> 01:23:39,626
<i>It's all over.</i>

1241
01:23:41,959 --> 01:23:45,042
<i>♪ All the pieces lost forever ♪</i>

1242
01:23:47,709 --> 01:23:49,876
<i>♪ And all the pieces ♪</i>

1243
01:23:51,792 --> 01:23:54,792
…<i>and courage.
And all of those lads can be proud.</i>

1244
01:23:54,876 --> 01:23:57,084
<i>And they almost did it.
They almost did it.</i>

1245
01:24:03,709 --> 01:24:06,834
<i>♪ Cities on the side
are often strange ♪</i>

1246
01:24:08,751 --> 01:24:13,251
<i>♪ Yeah, now… every time
you blink you feel a change ♪</i>

1247
01:24:14,792 --> 01:24:20,001
<i>♪ And it's been a long, a long,
a long, a long, long-long ♪</i>

1248
01:24:21,209 --> 01:24:24,751
<i>♪ You were my favourite for a while ♪</i>

1249
01:24:26,751 --> 01:24:31,209
<i>♪ Ah, it makes sense
when you understand ♪</i>

1250
01:24:31,292 --> 01:24:34,376
<i>♪ The misery made me
another marked man ♪</i>

1251
01:24:34,459 --> 01:24:37,292
<i>♪ And I'm always looking over
my shoulder ♪</i>

1252
01:24:37,376 --> 01:24:41,042
<i>♪ And each new day,
I get another year older ♪</i>

1253
01:24:41,126 --> 01:24:44,126
<i>♪ Shoulder bound
to the frame of a door? ♪</i>

1254
01:24:44,209 --> 01:24:46,917
<i>♪ Chewed into shape like
a stone on the shore</i>… ♪

1255
01:24:47,001 --> 01:24:48,709
It's all about opinions
and people said

1256
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:51,459
I probably shouldn't have
reacted the way I should,

1257
01:24:51,542 --> 01:24:53,959
but hindsight, of course,
is a great thing.

1258
01:24:54,542 --> 01:24:56,751
But, uh, I'm human, and as I said,

1259
01:24:56,834 --> 01:24:58,542
I think I was forced into a corner.

1260
01:24:58,626 --> 01:25:01,459
There was only going to be one winner,
and that was Mick, of course.

1261
01:25:11,751 --> 01:25:15,209
<i>♪ You've been my favourite
for a long time ♪</i>

1262
01:25:18,084 --> 01:25:21,501
<i>♪ You've been my favourite
for a long time ♪</i>

1263
01:25:24,292 --> 01:25:27,751
<i>♪ You've been my favourite
for a long time ♪</i>

1264
01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:35,292
<i>♪ You've been my favourite
for a long time ♪</i>

1265
01:25:36,001 --> 01:25:39,501
You cited personal reasons,
um, as well as, uh,

1266
01:25:39,584 --> 01:25:43,042
injuries for making your
original decision to leave.

1267
01:25:43,126 --> 01:25:45,626
- Do you want to tell us about those?
- No.

1268
01:26:04,751 --> 01:26:07,042
He'd been having concerns
about his knee

1269
01:26:07,126 --> 01:26:10,626
and, uh, some personal problems
which are personal to him

1270
01:26:10,709 --> 01:26:12,542
and he has to go home.

1271
01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:14,876
People say, well,
it's typical of Roy

1272
01:26:14,959 --> 01:26:17,876
and Roy should really shut up,
but I can't.

1273
01:26:18,959 --> 01:26:20,667
<i>♪ I know your leaving ♪</i>

1274
01:26:21,584 --> 01:26:24,126
<i>♪ It's too long overdue ♪</i>

1275
01:26:28,792 --> 01:26:34,917
<i>♪ For far too long I've had
nothing new to show to you ♪</i>

1276
01:26:38,209 --> 01:26:40,167
<i>♪ Goodbye dry eyes ♪</i>

1277
01:26:40,251 --> 01:26:42,792
<i>♪ I watched your plane ♪</i>

1278
01:26:42,876 --> 01:26:45,334
<i>♪ Fade off west of the moon ♪</i>

1279
01:26:46,667 --> 01:26:49,251
<i>♪ And it felt so strange ♪</i>

1280
01:26:50,334 --> 01:26:52,584
<i>♪ To walk away alone ♪</i>

1281
01:26:59,792 --> 01:27:01,584
<i>♪ There's no regrets ♪</i>

1282
01:27:04,542 --> 01:27:06,292
<i>♪ No tears goodbye ♪</i>

1283
01:27:09,126 --> 01:27:10,876
<i>♪ I don't want you back ♪</i>

1284
01:27:14,001 --> 01:27:18,667
<i>♪ We'd only cry again ♪</i>

1285
01:27:21,876 --> 01:27:27,459
<i>♪ Say goodbye again ♪</i>

1286
01:27:33,542 --> 01:27:35,792
<i>♪ The hours that were yours ♪</i>

1287
01:27:36,584 --> 01:27:39,167
<i>♪ Echo like empty rooms ♪</i>

1288
01:27:42,542 --> 01:27:45,376
<i>♪ The thoughts we used to share ♪</i>

1289
01:27:46,167 --> 01:27:48,584
<i>♪ I now keep alone ♪</i>

1290
01:27:52,084 --> 01:27:55,667
<i>♪ I woke last night and spoke to you ♪</i>

1291
01:27:56,626 --> 01:27:58,917
<i>♪ Not thinking you were gone ♪</i>

1292
01:28:00,334 --> 01:28:02,709
<i>♪ And it felt so strange ♪</i>

1293
01:28:04,042 --> 01:28:06,792
<i>♪ To lie awake alone ♪</i>

1294
01:28:13,417 --> 01:28:15,209
<i>♪ There's no regrets ♪</i>

1295
01:28:18,167 --> 01:28:19,917
<i>♪ No tears goodbye ♪</i>

1296
01:28:22,751 --> 01:28:24,501
<i>♪ I don't want you back ♪</i>

1297
01:28:27,626 --> 01:28:32,292
<i>♪ We'd only cry again ♪</i>

1298
01:28:35,501 --> 01:28:41,084
<i>♪ Say goodbye again ♪</i>

1299
01:28:47,084 --> 01:28:49,459
<i>♪ Our friends are tryin' ♪</i>

1300
01:28:49,542 --> 01:28:52,084
<i>♪ To turn my nights to day ♪</i>

1301
01:28:55,709 --> 01:28:58,834
<i>♪ Strange faces in your place ♪</i>

1302
01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:02,001
<i>♪ Can't keep the ghosts away ♪</i>

1303
01:29:05,292 --> 01:29:08,167
<i>♪ Now just beyond the darkest hour ♪</i>

1304
01:29:09,667 --> 01:29:12,042
<i>♪ And just behind the dawn ♪</i>

1305
01:29:13,376 --> 01:29:16,292
<i>♪ It still feels so strange ♪</i>

1306
01:29:17,001 --> 01:29:19,959
<i>♪ To lead my life alone ♪</i>

1307
01:29:26,417 --> 01:29:27,917
<i>♪ There's no regrets ♪</i>

1308
01:29:31,084 --> 01:29:32,584
<i>♪ No tears goodbye ♪</i>

1309
01:29:35,667 --> 01:29:37,167
<i>♪ I don't want you back ♪</i>

1310
01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:45,292
<i>♪ We'd only cry again ♪</i>

1311
01:29:47,959 --> 01:29:53,376
<i>♪ Say goodbye again ♪</i>




